Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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