Non-Jews are for practice
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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