That's intense
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
