the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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