On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
now i know why i became what i already was.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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