i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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