Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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