hotel room ftw
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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