He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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