Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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