K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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