i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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