shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
