Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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