Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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