I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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