at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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