Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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