He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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