tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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