Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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