I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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