do herpes really smell.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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