I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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