i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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