ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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