So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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He better not be in your backpack
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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