Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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