Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Princesses don't give blow jobs
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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