where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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