i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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