I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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