She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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