I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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