apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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