hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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