dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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