i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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