Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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