Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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