they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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