I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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