Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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