So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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