i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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