Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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