Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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