I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
