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  (765): View more from Indiana

  At least we don't have one night stands

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  True that. We sink our claws in our men.

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  (765): At least we don't have one night stands (1-765): True that. We sink our claws in our men. http://tfl.nu/8zkt
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

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  (612): I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER! http://tfl.nu/epkg
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  (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.

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  (407): I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done. http://tfl.nu/92fz
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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  (781): video games are the ultimate cock blocker http://tfl.nu/a2qu
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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  (419): I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion" http://tfl.nu/b5an
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  (714): View more from California

  She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.

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  (714): She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING. http://tfl.nu/p2v7
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?

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  (412): my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush? http://tfl.nu/kyl4
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...

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  (785): I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench... http://tfl.nu/97xe
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  (616): View more from Michigan

  do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?

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  (616): do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final? http://tfl.nu/0bgm
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever

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  (757): We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever http://tfl.nu/xy9z
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  (337): View more from Louisiana

  You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco

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  (337): You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco http://tfl.nu/5cvy
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.

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  (301): First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives. http://tfl.nu/0sul
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?

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  (314): Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover? http://tfl.nu/atlc
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home

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  (630): Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home http://tfl.nu/5dmw
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list

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  (217): why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list http://tfl.nu/qjt9
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