Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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