He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.