Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had