O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.