i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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