The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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